Disney's Jungle Cruise

If you have been on this ride before, you know it is famous for it's corny jokes. I have a few that from this attraction that I will share with you.
First, you will notice these amazing butterflies. They have a wingspan of 12 inches to a whopping 1 foot.

Next we see Inspiration Falls. If you stare at it long and hard enough, it will inspire you to go.

Here we come across the snake Monty. Do you know what kind of snake it is? It starts with a P? Yes, it's plastic.

picture taken from the second time we rode this with John and Darlene

Here is the Pygmy's welcoming party. It's a dead one.

This is what happens if you leave your door open.

We tried to start the jeep (to the left) all day long and finally got it to turn over.

Speak. (it does)

Speak louder. (it does)

Spray ( first time riders duck, it doesn't)

It's survival of the fittest.

That zebra lying there is dead tired.

This is survival of the fastest. I told these guys that rhinos could run as fast as a horse but the didn't believe me. They'll get the point in the end.

Here's old Smilie. He's just looking for a hand out. Beside him is his girlfriend Ginger. Be careful: Ginger snaps. She's one tough cookie.

Here we are in Hippo territory.

Here we come up to the famous Switzer Falls named after the famous Albert Falls.

We're about to see the amazing view of the backside of water- never to be seen again.

Taken from the first time we rode this earlier in the day.

We are heading into ancient Asia. It looks as if they've had an earthquake recently.

Rebecca was allowed to steer the boat through this dark area of Asia.

And now we are at the Elephant Bathing pool. Take all the pictures you like, they leave their trunks on.

Gotta watch out for this guy. Sometimes he likes to spray the boat. Many think it's just water but it'snot.

I forget this guys name but he's always looking to make a deal: 2 heads for the price of yours. Either way, you'll always come out ahead.

That concludes our Jungle Cruise Tour. My name is Gemma and I hope you enjoyed it. If you didn't my name is Crystal.